Gaetz’s Downfall Linked To His Claim That He Had Committed More Sex Crimes Than TrumpIf there is one thing that Donald J. Trump can’t stand, it’s coming in second. Ever. So, when Matt Gaetz bragged to reporters on Wednesday…10h ago10h ago
Admitting That “It Was All A Joke — Even I’m Not THAT Crazy,” Trump Withdraws Nominations of Gaetz…A collective sigh of relief could be heard across the nation on Friday morning, when President-elect Donald J. Trump revealed that his…4d ago4d ago
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Will Join Trump’s Cabinet as Secretary of the Department of TrephiningOn Wednesday, President-elect Donald J. Trump made good on his promise to award Robert F. Kennedy Jr. a prominent place in his…Nov 8Nov 8
Crowd at New Mexico Rally Baffled but Inspired as Trump Delivers Speech Entirely in GermanTo put it mildly, it was a weird day in Albuquerque.Nov 1Nov 1
Trump, Giuliani Arrested for Post-Hurricane Looting Spree at Sarasota Shopping MallDon’t say you’re surprised.Oct 14Oct 14
Trump Will Confront Hurricane Milton on Tampa BeachIn an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson on Monday night, Donald J. Trump promised to divert Hurricane Milton from Tampa, Florida by…Oct 8Oct 8
Vance, Walz Dance Cheek-to-Cheek at End of DebateViewers of the Vice-Presidential debate on Tuesday night were stunned when JD Vance and Tim Walz embraced after the event and proceeded to…Oct 4Oct 4
JD Vance Awarded 2024 George Santos Fabrication Medal for Lies about HaitiansThe Danish Academy of Public Communication announced on Monday that it will present JD Vance with its coveted George Santos Fabrication…Sep 26Sep 26
Israel, Hamas, and Hezbollah Will Use UNO Tournament to Resolve DifferencesSeveral months of tense negotiations ended yesterday when U. S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken announced that representatives of…Sep 24Sep 24
Diet of Purina Cat Chow Is Responsible for Supermodels’ Constipated GazeFor those who’ve always wondered why the vast majority of female models in fashion magazines look supremely bored or pissed off, there’s…Sep 1Sep 1
