Mike MorrisRobert F. Kennedy Jr. Will Join Trump’s Cabinet as Secretary of the Department of TrephiningOn Wednesday, President-elect Donald J. Trump made good on his promise to award Robert F. Kennedy Jr. a prominent place in his…4d ago4d ago
Mike MorrisCrowd at New Mexico Rally Baffled but Inspired as Trump Delivers Speech Entirely in GermanTo put it mildly, it was a weird day in Albuquerque.Nov 1Nov 1
Mike MorrisTrump, Giuliani Arrested for Post-Hurricane Looting Spree at Sarasota Shopping MallDon’t say you’re surprised.Oct 14Oct 14
Mike MorrisTrump Will Confront Hurricane Milton on Tampa BeachIn an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson on Monday night, Donald J. Trump promised to divert Hurricane Milton from Tampa, Florida by…Oct 8Oct 8
Mike MorrisVance, Walz Dance Cheek-to-Cheek at End of DebateViewers of the Vice-Presidential debate on Tuesday night were stunned when JD Vance and Tim Walz embraced after the event and proceeded to…Oct 4Oct 4
Mike MorrisJD Vance Awarded 2024 George Santos Fabrication Medal for Lies about HaitiansThe Danish Academy of Public Communication announced on Monday that it will present JD Vance with its coveted George Santos Fabrication…Sep 26Sep 26
Mike MorrisIsrael, Hamas, and Hezbollah Will Use UNO Tournament to Resolve DifferencesSeveral months of tense negotiations ended yesterday when U. S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken announced that representatives of…Sep 24Sep 24
Mike MorrisDiet of Purina Cat Chow Is Responsible for Supermodels’ Constipated GazeFor those who’ve always wondered why the vast majority of female models in fashion magazines look supremely bored or pissed off, there’s…Sep 1Sep 1
Mike MorrisTrump Complains That Walz’s First Name Is Impossible To PronounceVintage Donald Trump was on display Friday night at a campaign rally in Pittsburgh: “How in the hell are you supposed to pronounce ‘T…I…M’…Aug 26Aug 26
Mike MorrisRacial Controversy Erupts in Response to JD Vance’s Punctuation ChoiceThe reasoning behind JD Vance’s decision not to use periods with his initials was revealed on Wednesday, sparking a flurry of protests from…Aug 18Aug 18
